14 January 2009

Ten minutes ago

Irate-sounding man on phone: Hallo! Haaallo! Hallo!
Me: Yes? YES?? HULLO!
ISMOP: Hallo... sir? Hallo!
Me: Yes, what is it?
ISMOP: Hallo! Er...
Me: Go on.
ISMOP: I would like to speak to Manjula.
Me: I beg your pardon?
ISMOP: I received your number from Bharat Matrimony dot com. Is Manjula there?
Me: You've got the wrong number, buddy.
ISMOP: But they said Manjula would be there!
Me (hanging up): So sue them.

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I have a particular craving for the 8GB Hamburger-Inspired USB Pendrive.

2 comments:

woenvu said...

why was he sounding irate though? hm.

eyefry said...

Who knows. He was yelling on the phone.

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