(E/A/B7/A7 in any combination you like)
Oh waiter, there's some urine in my soup
Oh waiter, I taste some wee wee in my soup
Oh waiter, you doodat bebop Betty Boop
And it seems quite clear you've got it in for me.
Oh waiter, when I said please improve this goop
Oh waiter, when I said please dilute my goopy soup
Oh waiter, when I said floop de doop de doop
I didn't mean for you to do it with pee.
Oh ho ho wait-wait-waiter man, I know you peed into my soup
Oh waiter waiter waiter dear, you pissed my chicken soup
Oh waiter, now don't you try to flee the coop
Because my auntie heads the health authority
(repeat last line with harmonization) Oh yes, she works for the local health authoriteeee
